Sometimes people like to say that there are no stupid questions. If someone ever says that to you, I urge you to use a sampling of my stupid questions below.
If you sh’t on a taco, will it still taste good?
Hey, do you think if I jumped from up here I’d stop before I hit the ground?
Can I sleep with your wife?
Does this hurt?
Can I have this?
Why?
How many pennies will an elephant find before it runs out of breath?
How many stupid questions have you been asked?
Catalogue of Stupid questions